PAP sucks to the core
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
10:22
Hello people, how are you guys?
I'm here to rant.
Can I just ask you guys how much did your parents receive from the government? You know that growth dividend your parents are supposed to get? Right... what can I say? The government gave my parents as little as peanuts. Why? Why? Why?
Could it be because of :
- the type of house we live in
- the kind of business my parents are in
- they have quite a lot in their CPF accounts
I cant think of any more. In fact I couldnt even think of any? The above reasons were forced out of my hollow brain.
Oh. My asshole father got $400 more because he went to NS and it's NS's 40th anniversary. Like what the hell? Seriously i can go to army too if you want me to. It's not that I mind or anything but the fact that only guys are allowed to serve the country, stops me from joining. $400 for enjoying free lodging for 2 and a half years!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if I went to the army, I would leave the army with
- a hot body ( as hot as shakira or jessica alba wil do)
- a perfect body tan (yummy)
- nice hair cut (i've always wanted to be bald. natalie portman looked hot bald)
- the ability to aim and shoot (rifles!!! )
- evidence to prove to bowlhead that i am not tong shou tong jiao (i'll be the worst soldier when it comes to marching)
- uniforms (i love uniforms not army green ones though)
So far these are all I can think of. Yups.
CHEER.s
